I should be there spokes woman....

This has to be one of the best new inventions! I recommend it to anyone who has nasty feet like myself. It sure beats using a pumus bar and scrubbing the heck out of them and seeing no results. Using the ped egg, it took me like five minutes and my feet were as smooth as a baby's bottom. I'm still looking for a funky feet cure, any ideas? My g-ma said back in the day the doc prescribed rat poison to kill the funk, not sure that's such a good idea now a days. There's gotta be something less invasive don't ya think? Hopefully Harper doesn't get my feet genes:)